THE ROCCO RULES

STAR WARS over RINGS YEAH

2006-12-01T20:21:00.000-05:00

It's been a while, but Kevin Smith nailed this one down.... STAR WARS Rules! EAT !@$#@! LOTR!

Let the posts begin.......post post post.....

Philly CAN Play Like Super Bowl Champs......

2006-10-08T20:21:00.000-04:00

Never was such a thing called a curse in Philly. Never said Philly was a losing city. Never said we needed T.O. to begin with. Never said Philly will lose to Dallas. Just to let you know, Philly wants it bad!! They kicked the Texan Chillie out of those Cowgirls: Eagles - 38, Cowgirls - 24. Played like Playoff Champs. "sTink O" never had a chance in the freekin world to rub it in. He even ran off the field when it was over with his helmet on, not even acknowledging anyone in the game. PUSSY!! Shit, he got picked off by Lito Shepard, and caught a meezly 25 yard pass. BIG DEAL!! I can do that...ok, well ...maybe not....But I can run real fast!!!!!! Lito Shepard ran a 102 yard interception, THATS THE SECOND LONGEST RUN FOR A TOUCH DOWN IN EAGLES HISTORY!!!!!! EVERYONE GO SEE INVINCIBLE, DAMMIT!!!!Dawkins is the man!!!!
Anywho, I thought I rub it in alot.

For all you tight wads out there who say things about Philly Teams,..............
F@#%$@#%@%# #$%#$%# %#$%# #$%# %!#^!!!@# OFF to your MOM!!!

Have a good night,
- A True Eagles Fan

Chuck Norris

2006-10-04T15:15:00.000-04:00

I've been busy teaching so I haven't had much time to blog, (but I did get those new Star Wars DVD's! Yeah!) but I got an email forwarded to me from my buddy Pakhin from my days at Chronos I found pretty funny.

CHUCK NORRIS:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off.

Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.

When Chuck Norris laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently shits a cow.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.

People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people's teeth, though.

I gotta wrap up my class, Let the Posts begin.......

TRANSFORMERS the Stan Bush Video

2006-09-02T13:36:00.000-04:00

I found it on YOU TUBE !!!! The Transformer's Msx Video by Stan Bush, also sung by Marky Mark in Boogie Nights!
Let the Posts Begin!!!!!

Click link here

Truth or Booze Talkin' ????

2006-08-04T18:02:00.000-04:00

Ok, here goes,..........

Mel made the world news because he was driving under the influence.

All of the hubb-bubb - Is this about anti - Semeticism or a police officer who wants to shun a celebrity because he's pissed-off?

Let the posts begin...........

Now, being since we are on the subject, I would like to invite any arguments about Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" being anti-Semetic. I liked the film. It was accurate, something you hardly see in Hollywood nowadays........
Oh, and uh, if my spelling is a little off,......I had a few. SO ARREST ME!!!

We Fight!!!
We Fight!!!
Ahhrrgg!!!

Superman II - The Donner Cut

2006-07-21T20:10:00.000-04:00

Richard Donner Returns!!!!!

That should be on the theater marquee when we fly into November. On the 28th of November, the Bros. Warner will release the much anticipated Richard Donner film version of Superman II. THANK GOD!!! Look, Donner's first film, Superman was just genious. Pure film sense. A piece of art. Worthy of seeing in the movie theater in the 21st Century. We did it in the last one, so lets do it in this one. It would be cool to see Donner's cut in the theater as a special screening for us film folks and followers. Then catch the DVD this Fall. YES!!! There is an official Superman site that discusses the DVDs. Yep! Thats right, DVDS. Why not take advantage of the franchise. We need him nowadays anyway. I loved Superman Returns, but Christopher Reeve will get my vote(and $24.95.......) anyday. Hey, maybe there is a Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation my money will go toward. I can do that. Really, I can do that.

I think Donner's version of II will be a great compliment to I....................and then right to Superman Returns - The Real III !!!!!!!!
Besides, Rock Rocco says, "Superman III and IV, dere was a tree ....anda foora,..........STUPID"!!!!

Let the posts begin.........................................................................

Galaxy High !

2006-07-07T14:33:00.000-04:00

Hey, everyone, thanks for all the postings! Finally on DVD one of my favorite cartoons from the 1980's GALAXY HIGH...I know it seems a little dated now, but I used to love to watch this show.

It's about two high school students Doyle and Amy are chosen to go to Galaxy High on a asteroid called Flutor, they befriend the alien students and try to get along with everyone. Unfortunately it was cancelled after only 13 episodes but now that they're on DVD I'll get rewatch on of my favortie cartoons.

Later,

Rocco

P.S. - Here is a post I made in the Galaxy High Guest Book. Enjoy the read.......

Click the link .......
http://books.dreambook.com/galaxyhigh86/memories.html

www.transformerland.com

Transformers First Look

2006-06-28T17:34:00.000-04:00

Roc Rocco here with a Transformers update: I saw this on Ain't Cool News and I'm getting a little excited about the possiblities of a live Transformers movie.

The car seen is actually the character Bumble Bee from the animated show' I just wished they had Optimus Prime instead... Any way I found a link to more news on it just click here: www.transformerland.com

Later,

Roc

Star Wars

2006-06-24T02:51:00.000-04:00

Stupid--
1.Midichlorians
2.Jar jar
3. Ewoks
4.Greedo Shoots first
5. Anakin as Darth Vader: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Cool
1. Chewie
2. Han shoots first
3. Rancor eating the Pig Guard
4. Death scene of Ewok "Eeeiiiiii!!"
5 Han & Luke camping inside a Tauntaun

Dude, The Transformers are awesome

2006-06-22T11:59:00.000-04:00

I hear that Michael Bay is directing the new Transformers movie to come out some time next year. I don't know about that.
Y'see I really dug the animated movie, and I hope they keep to the storyline and not get too distracted with the CGI effects that they are doing.

Speaking of which make sure you get the Uncut version of The Transformers movie because the US censors cut out the character of Spike yelling "sh@t" which I thought, was stupid to begin with. It took me 6 years to finally get that dvd, and I'm glad I did.

Later,

Roc